Inner peace! So easy...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A renowned psycho-analyst on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see the things I'd started and hadn't finished. As a result I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum, u blody luvum!

Just had one of those days today!!!